One way to distinguish a well-functioning church from one less well functioning is how it treats its novices -- the "noob" or "newbie" -- and that includes those entering ministerial life. We were all novices once, and failing to guide and shape the new and inexperienced is no credit to one's expertise.
A bit of advice from Yehuda Katz, working from a different field where the same phenomenon is alive and well. A good start for Unitarian Universalists: stop the pretense of being so heroic and unique, and drop the frickin' acronyms.
HT: Luigi Montanez, with whom I work.