Or maybe you won’t. The prosecuting attorney in the Lizzy Bordon case was Hosea Morrill Knowlton, a Universalist and the son of a Universalist minister. He also bicycled and was president of the Madrigal Society, which would be a nicer way to be remembered than being associated with, well, you know.
“A Portrait of Hosea Knowlton, District Attorney for the Prosecution in the Lizzie Borden Trial” by Denise Noe (The Hatchet: A Journal of Lizzie Borden and Victorian Studies)